My life and shit.
Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
this is literally the most accurate fucking post
Haha this is so true.
Do you guys realize how fancy Tegan And Sara lyrics are?
- Other bands: I think you'll be perfect for me.
- Tegan And Sara: Maybe you would have been something I'd be good at.
- Other bands: When I was fourteen.
- Tegan And Sara: When I was four plus a ten.
- Other bands: I'm done trying with you.
- Tegan And Sara: I feel like a fool so I'm going to stop troubling you.
- Other bands: I want to be with you again.
- Tegan And Sara: I just want back in your head.
- Other bands: Do you wanna get serious?
- Tegan And Sara: Go steady with me.
- Other bands: I just met you but I really like you.
- Tegan And Sara: I feel you in my heart and I don't even know you
- Other bands: We broke up. Fuck you.
- Tegan And Sara: I want your lungs to stop working without me.
- Other bands: Let's have sex.
- Tegan And Sara: Let's make things physical.
You told me “you look nice”. I’ve never heard you compliment anyone. I was shocked and surprised… And when Luis asked what my snapchat username was, you answered and said “It’s Nat…but with a G. Like a bug.”
I am so confused right now, Matt.
Being a girl is difficult because sometimes I can’t tell if I am turned on or if I just have to pee.
FINALLY someone says it
TANNER SAID I WAS THE ONLY ONE. LIES. I AM NOT ALONE.
Wow, the reactions are like I did something really fucking revolutionary.
it’s a thing
- me: [walking past book store]
- me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
- mom: no